aaahh!! i got so many things to blog but i dunno where to start!! hahahas hmm kaes. let me start wiffff......... my bf is in NS reservice for ten-odd days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "how do i live~~~~ without youuuuuuu~~~~" hahahas but yeahhhh time to be independent!!! hahahas and i went for a bit of netball camp! quite fun larhs.. but the bad mood in the early noon of wednesday jus made me moodless to interact wif anybody... so i tink alot of ppl will tink i dao~ except for those ppl who happened to see me do farnie things. hmmm.. i really wonder wad's so farnie sometimes... i dont mean to make ppl laugh one los.. esp ytd (wednesday) when i wasnt in a good mood. hahas but they just laugh as if they never see smth farnie b4. but anywaes~ heck larhs!!! i went ahead to play!! hahahas this time the camp games like more fun ehh!!!! no more nightwalk though. which is guuuuuuudddddd (for me.) cos i hate scary stuffs!!! (i will cryyyy.) hahahahas we had this really fun game! we gotta be damn pro at "multi-gaming" can!!! hahahahas you know why??!! cos we must play captain's ball and soccer at the same time!!!! den soccer is kick the rugby ball! cannot use netball to score the goal! den when the netball is thrown to you, you must faster (AT THAT SAAME TIME!!) throw the netball to your captain!! hahahas!! i must sae i dunno why.. but i suck at captain's ball.. think my arms is the no-strength kind... but i was better at soccer!!! first girl to score goal!! (heheeeess i tackled the ball away from somebody somemore~~~!!) hahahhas i type some more i tink i will become very yah-yah!! hahahahas den everybody cheer for me!! omg. a moment of being david beckham. hahas even guanda also shouted so many times "wah mel! good ball sia!" hahahahas i even high-fived my team mates (as if i really damn pro at soccer lydat) hahahas. damn funnie guan da previously spent all his energy to focus on soccer so that the rest of us can focus on captain's ball. we concluded tt he suck. hahahas! aiyoh he even fell wif a very bad wound. quite ke lian lei cos the wound looked pretty bad some of us were grossed out. heehee. ohhh den i sneaked off wif xuemin to buy sundae from the mac at west coast park! ohhh niceee~ but hor. aiyoh. hidayu and lily ordered icecream cone and it melted damn fast while we (mass-rapid) transported it back!!! it melted so much we felt like we were brnging it from mac towards the dustbin only. hahahas and xuemin wanted to die from taking the cones. hahas. hmm den later part was bbq! and we made he guys start the fire. ( and subsequently...even cook for us) hahas! cos we super tai-tai tt dae. but i helped to spread butter!!! sobs. and they mock at me for not knowing how to bbq marshmallow!!!!! (which is true) i din know marshmallow could taste so good and look different under fire one!!!! now i know wad truly is BARBEQUED MARSHMALLOW liaos! hahahas cos somebody teach me and cook for me!! wah the ppl in my group really quite nice. den came the nua part liao. hahahas we were like tired and stony alr.. so "fun man" started telling us jokes and stories that were not so funnie!!!!! but still fun listening and guessin. he say all my answers very cute cos he nv hear b4. ehhh ppl creative wad~ wahahahahas

1) this pair of couple went fishing and decided they wanna take a puff. they took out their cigarette but realised they dont have cigarette lighter!!!! so they sian. so one of them threw the cigarette into the water. and ot's only after he threw the cigarette away that finally they can get to smoke!!!!!!! WHY?!!!

science student saes: "cos the cigarette interacted wif the water chemicals and got fire break out!" (we made "intellectual guesses cos "fun man" said it's an intellectual joke. so we started thinking along scientific lines..)

arts student: "errrrr... err.. can you repeat your story?"


another arts (trying hard wif science too): " interact wif the air??"


me: "cos he farted?!" (i was thinking along like fart got methane gas and propels some knida explosive reaction wif heat) OMG. i very long never "ba3 science fang4 zai4 yan2 li3 alr!!!!!!!!!

den "fun man" laugh at me sae the answer cute la wadever den ended wif a "wrong." hahahas damn.

"because.................................................................................."
cigarette lighter = cigarette + lighter
so cigarette one if them threw away liao ma! now left wif lighter can light up the other cigarette lor! den can smoke liao la!

(-..-)"

2) all the scientist came out to play hide and seek!
Einstein must count to 100 while the rest of the scientists went to hide.
Everyone disappeared faraway but Isaac Newton chose the spot right next to Einstein and drew a 1m by 1m square around him and wiated till Einstein finished counting.
At "100!", Einstein opened his eyes and Isaac straightaway!!! "AAAAHHH!!! Isaac i found you!!!"
But Isaac said "No you didn't find me."

WHO DID EINSTEIN FIND THEN????



Science student: "B%$$%^%$#$%^&" (it's really a scientist's name but i really dunno who or how to spell)
Arts student: "Aristotle"
Everybody: "He's not even a scientist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eh clue lei clue lei!!!!!"
Fun Man: "He's a French!"

Me: "Napoleon....."
Everybody: " (-..-)?! Napoleon is a WARRIOR!!!!"
****ahahahahahas****

answer: Pascal (the guy who discovered pressure)

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(shui2 lai2 de4 ?!)


(who's tt sia...)

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err. why?!
cos it's Newton per Metre Square!!!!! (newton was standing within a 1m by 1m box rmb???)



i wanted to die.



hahahhas but still quite fun guessing!!
den after bbq i sian liao dont feel like staying over.. den supposed to meet another fren de.. but the timing neither here nor there.. finish meeting i also no home to go...tried looking for alternatives.. cousin sae i can go club wif her.. errr hurhurhurrr~~~ (i guess i better nots..) k lor... den go home los..




heehee!!!! and TODAE!!!! i went to groom jingle!!!!! hahahas my first dae "at work". hohohos.. but i dunno if i really do correctly not ehh.. if i don do a good job when you get back pls dont get mad kaes?? cos tt night when i learn from you i was feverish liao.. think i might have missed out the exact steps.. but i tried to comb more thoroughly and gently! i have problems claening the yes though... everytime tk clean is like wah lau eh. the eye shit like FOC one.. but todae i clean like only very little bit... )): dunno can or not ehh.. scared..

and i went to collect my new toy!!!!! ooh!!! i lurve it!!! now can use my headphone and match well wif my mp3 liaos!!!!!! cool man!!!! cant wait to learn to use it den can use dao seow!!!! hahahahahas~~~~

den i went bugis to meet mummy and aunty to walk ard and eat and chat!!!! after they had to leave liao... )): while i waited alon and walked ard myself while waiting for my frens. hahas!!! but alrite lah!!! at least they nv come later than supposed to... hahaahas we ate at v8 cafe!!! HuuHUU!!! hehes... not bad! and not too ex. hahahas they were playing tranformers.. (again) cos i've been seeing it over and over i dunno why. hmm den we went to take neoprints!!!! js sae we still like small kids wanna play photomachine... WA LAU... CANNOT ARHHHSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhahahahas~~~ had fun wad! but wretched machine was like kuku. super laggy and not responsive to our touch one!! we choose this the computer choose smth else for us!!!!! i din even get to finish designing and it cut off everything to start printing!!!
*&^%$?#!$%^&^*! i only wrote an "Oh my...." i wanted to to write Oh My God cos iwas feelingdamn kan cheong by the screweddup timer of the machine!!! but even that i also got not enuff time. sian.

hahhaas den we went bugis street walk ard!!! hmm but there like quite sian liao lei. all selling bout the same things. nth very nice.. and some quite ex.. haish. hahahas den we decided to go home!!!!! and guess wad???!!! we saw a seow dingdong in the train!!! i first time see malay dingdong ehhh. usually is chinese leis. hahahhaas okaes so bad.

yarhhh scary lah.. he begin strumming his finers as if he had a guitar!!!! and drumming his hands like he was a percussionist!!! den he did this "wheeeeyouweet!!" to someone in the air (js sae must be got imaginary fren in the train also) hahas~ den he stretch his arm across trapping the nurse right beside him! hahahas so scary.. the nurse was damn calm. hmm i was thinking maybe she's seen enuff looneys. maybe she work at seowkeng?? hmm hahahas anyways we were all hoping he stops at yew tee instead of toa payoh or yck!!!! cos yew tee's where js stays!!! hahahhas and yck is where I stay.

k larh i gotta sleep liao. somebody doesnt seem to care... i so late havent contact him he can sleep so soundly. dunno is i reservice or he reservice... hmm tmr i going out again!!!! i'm gonna fully pack my daes man!!!!!!!!!